- Crackers. I don't care if they are in the shape of bones, it's still lame.
- Make your own Balloons! Right. Or just put the sticky stuff in another kid's hair. Great.
- Toothbrushes. I know you're a dentist but if you handed out candy maybe you'd drum up some more business?
- Pencils. Same as toothbrushes except handed out by teachers.
- Clackers. Don't do this. Violators will find me standing in front of their houses at 2:00am clacking. Get my drift?
- Pretzels. Unless they're chocolate covered and filled with peanut butter.
- Candy bracelets/necklaces. There's something a little gross about eating candy off of skin, even if it's your own.
- Gum. This is just a safety hazard. Also, see number 2.
- Whistles. See number 5. And the worst thing to hand out on Halloween?
- Gift Certificates to Hometown Buffet. Seriously.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
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Top Ten Worst Things to Hand Out on Halloween:
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I second all of these. HORRIBLE. Candy. Stickers. MORE CANDY!
Exactly! Because as soon as those kids are in bed, I'm raiding their baskets! Who wants crackers?
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